Mom, please, I know that I'm not supposed to have chocolate, but I don't think that one bite of that one cookie you've got there will hurt me. In fact, it maybe just what I need to go to sleep tonight.
I'll pose for a picture. Please. Pleeeeeeaaaaaase.
Never mind. The allergic reaction I'm having to the new Frontline you gave me is killing me. I can't stop itching. Aaaaaagh!
*Poor baby. :( Well, I've got to clean this house. The bathroom is finally fixed and ready to be put back in order after a week of total mayhem.